i am he who you now know as the sam. be not weak in mind - see here as i prepare to make but a zombie of the steve man who dares to challenge thoughts against those of mine. the sam is one with nature and the mind power becomes intense. the wise shall be swift to run away and hide their mind against my energies lest they too become as a zombie.

the sam meditates to re-charge the zombifying mind powers to wage battle against the steve man. and he shall not see it in the coming.

see the steve man in duluth as he fishes. and soon the sam will make him mindless as a fish and then cats shall eat of him.

so look here upon the unsuspecting steve man - the cat man - who thinks he is so clever and rich in the thought. but alas the sam will make but a mind puppet of him and his cats will then laugh at him and the steve man shall be as a mindless spectacle of the offline world of duluth. the sam who is me shall sneak upon him in the offline world and cloud his mind as a zombie. and he shall not see it in the coming.

oh but here see them the mind-reaper and thought bandit as they are. the sam now knows of them as they plan to come to the rescue of the steve-man in his world of the offline. but it is the sam who speaks to you from here that these are fools of mind-play who cannot know of the intensity of the zombifying mind power of the sam. the steve man has but no defense against the sam though he through fools of mind-play shall test the sam and will fail as all the fools become as a zombie.

fools of mind-play shall become as a zombie. The steve man shall become as a zombie. all shall know the intense mind power of the sam and soon all shall become as a zombie.